thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Run Sophie Run [x]

stilldefending:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

ofwgblake:

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?”

ofwgblake:

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?”

thesonicscrew:

The most impressive one because it actually looks like she’s saying that..

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

juicyjacqulyn:

honey-andtar:

selvaticaish:

rpagey:

me

Me

Me also.

same

juicyjacqulyn:

honey-andtar:

selvaticaish:

rpagey:

me

Me

Me also.

same